Reblog if you're an equestrian blog! I'll follow you :)
Also, who follows me, I follow back :)
- judge: hey i just met you
- judge: and this is crazy
- judge: but i'm going to watch you ride around a huge circle and judge you on every little thing i see even though i know nothing about you or the horse and hey you might be cheating or your horse might be drugged but i'd probably never know besides it doesn't matter because it's all about the here and now and so basically i'm going to tell you that your 'here and now' sucks and you're probably not going to get a ribbon and you may even fall off and get disqualified or maybe you'll actually be really lucky and place but hey who knows because i will probably see all your mistakes at the worst possible time and only focus on that sorry but the best part is that you probably just paid $300 for this haha suckerrrr
- judge: so call me maybe
Social Cons of the Teenage Equestrian
- Guy: So... you ride horses
- Me: ...Yeah..
- Guy: Ever ridden a stallion? *wink*
- Me: Yeah actually. He was tall, dark, 1500 lbs and way more attractive than you.
Reblog this if you are an Equestrian blog! Or at least part equestrian!